Bad School Music Assembly

1. MORNING HAS BROKEN 00:02:02 A WELL-KNOWN HYMN PERFORMED BY SCREECHING SCRATCHY STRINGS AND SQUEAKY RECORDERS FORMING A QUESTIONABLY TUNED SCHOOL ORCHESTRA ACCOMPANIED BY A STEADY TEACHERS PIANO.

16. MORNING HAS BROKEN (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

17. MORNING HAS BROKEN (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

14. MORNING HAS BROKEN (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

15. MORNING HAS BROKEN (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

12. MORNING HAS BROKEN (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

13. MORNING HAS BROKEN (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

11. MORNING HAS BROKEN (UNDERSCORE) 00:02:02 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 112
Tempo: Medium Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302399

Tags: hymn, morning, teacher, school, orchestra, religious, piano, assembly, recital, bad, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment, celebratory

2. FRERE JACQUES 00:02:08 AN AMATEUR SCHOOL ENSEMBLE OF RECORDERS PLAYS THIS WELL-KNOWN NURSERY RHYME WITH SUPPORTIVE PIANO AND SPORADIC PERCUSSION.

23. FRERE JACQUES (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

24. FRERE JACQUES (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

21. FRERE JACQUES (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

22. FRERE JACQUES (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

19. FRERE JACQUES (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

20. FRERE JACQUES (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

18. FRERE JACQUES (UNDERSCORE) 00:02:08 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 110
Tempo: Medium Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302400

Tags: french, school, nursery rhyme, amateur, orchestra, teacher, ensemble, recorder, assembly, bad, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

3. THIS OLD MAN 00:01:21 IT'S THE EFFORT THAT COUNTS...A CHARMINGLY AWFUL RENDITION OF THIS FAMOUS NURSERY RHYME PLAYED BY AN AMATEUR AND BADLY TIMED SCHOOL BAND.

30. THIS OLD MAN (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

31. THIS OLD MAN (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

28. THIS OLD MAN (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

29. THIS OLD MAN (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

26. THIS OLD MAN (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

27. THIS OLD MAN (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

25. THIS OLD MAN (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:21 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 120
Tempo: Medium
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, energetic
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Piano, Triangle, Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302401

Tags: traditional, folk, school, nursery rhyme, recorder, amateur, band, ensemble, assembly, bad, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, energetic, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

4. PACHELBEL'S CANON 00:01:59 A SLOW & DRAB VERSION OF THIS CLASSICAL PIECE PERFORMED BY THE OUT OF TUNE AND POORLY TIMED SCHOOL ORCHESTRA. SLIGHTLY PAINFUL BUT DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE LITTLE DEARS.

37. PACHELBEL'S CANON (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

38. PACHELBEL'S CANON (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

35. PACHELBEL'S CANON (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

36. PACHELBEL'S CANON (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

33. PACHELBEL'S CANON (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

34. PACHELBEL'S CANON (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

32. PACHELBEL'S CANON (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:59 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 60
Tempo: Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bleak, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, contemplative
Instruments: Brass Section, Piano, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302402

Tags: classic, recorder, piano, teaching, music, learning, drab, woeful, school, orchestra, assembly, recital, bad, out of tune, classical, bleak, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, contemplative, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

5. ODE TO JOY 00:01:42 MERITS FOR TRYING. A CLASSICAL PIECE PERFORMED BY SCHOOL KIDS LED BY RECORDERS AND SUPPORTED BY OUT OF TUNE YET CONFIDENT SCHOOL ORCHESTRA.

44. ODE TO JOY (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

45. ODE TO JOY (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

42. ODE TO JOY (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

43. ODE TO JOY (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

40. ODE TO JOY (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

41. ODE TO JOY (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

39. ODE TO JOY (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:42 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 120
Tempo: Medium
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Brass Section, Ukulele, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302403

Tags: classic, recorders, brass, school, stately, school orchestra, bad, assembly, recital, out of tune, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

6. THREE BLIND MICE 00:01:13 THESE MICE WISHING THEY WERE DEAF...A TRADITIONAL FOLK PIECE PERFORMED BY AN OUT OF TUNE AND TERRIBLY TIMED SCHOOL ORCHESTRA.

51. THREE BLIND MICE (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

52. THREE BLIND MICE (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

49. THREE BLIND MICE (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

50. THREE BLIND MICE (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

47. THREE BLIND MICE (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

48. THREE BLIND MICE (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

46. THREE BLIND MICE (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:13 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 84
Tempo: Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302404

Tags: traditional, folk, school, nursery rhyme, out of tune, bad, school, orchestra, assembly, recital, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

7. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY 00:01:34 A PROUD BRITISH CLASSIC PLAYED POORLY AT THE SCHOOL MUSIC ASSEMBLY FEATURING PAINFULLY SCREECHY STRINGS AND SUPPORTED BY PIANO.

58. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

59. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

56. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

57. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

54. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

55. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

53. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:34 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 114
Tempo: Medium Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, proud
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Triangle, Strings, Solo Violin, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302405

Tags: british, classic, school, piano, recorder, violins, out of tune, bad, assembly, recital, terrible, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, proud, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

8. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE 00:01:40 A FAST & EXCITING WELL-KNOWN CLASSICAL PIECE PERFORMED AND PLAYED BY A BAD SCHOOL BAND LED BY PIERCING OUT OF TUNE RECORDERS AND TRIANGLES.

65. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

66. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

63. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

64. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

61. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

62. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

60. WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:40 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 100
Tempo: Medium Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302406

Tags: opera, school, historical, fast, rhythmic, assembly, recital, bad, out of tune, band, orchestra, recorder, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

9. HABANERA FROM CARMEN 00:01:58 A OPERATIC CLASSIC PERFORMED BY AN OUT OF TUNE AND TERRIBLY TIMED SCHOOL BAND. WELL DONE BUT MAYBE A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE NEXT TIME.

72. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

73. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

70. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

71. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

68. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

69. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

67. HABANERA FROM CARMEN (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:58 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 100
Tempo: Medium Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Double Bass, Brass Section, Piano, Triangle, Mandolin, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302407

Tags: opera, school, noisy, out of tune, orchestra, classic, band, assembly, recital, learning, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment

10. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE 00:01:30 A TRADITIONAL FOLK TRACK PERFORMED BY A SCHOOL ORCHESTRA UNFORTUNATELY THEY'RE TERRIBLY OUT OF TUNE AND HAVE EVEN WORSE TIMING.

79. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (15 SECS EDIT) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT

80. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (15 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:15 15 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

77. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (30 SECS EDIT) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT

78. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (30 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:00:30 30 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

75. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (60 SECS EDIT) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT

76. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (60 SECS EDIT) (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:00 60 SECS EDIT; UNDERSCORE

74. MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE (UNDERSCORE) 00:01:30 UNDERSCORE

BPM: 114
Tempo: Medium Slow
Genre: classical
Mood: bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty
Instruments: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Piano, Triangle, Strings, Solo Violin, String Quartet, Recorder


Label: TWISTED JUKEBOX
Sub-label: ALIVE
Album: Bad School Music Assembly
Album code: ALIVE062
Year: 25
Composers: Martin Nicholas Gratton
Publishers: Alive
ISRC code: UK4UL2302408

Tags: traditional, folk, school, orchestra, learning, out of tune, bad, school, orchestra, assembly, recital, classical, bright, cheerful, funny, innocent, quirky, playful, whimsical, silly, jaunty, family, comedy, kids, children, animation, cartoon, instrumental, noisy, silly, screechy, nursery, daytime tv, reality tv, light entertainment